Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me.




I have issues. Honestly. I want to see a psychologist, in the hopes that I will one day (I'm typing this in a dramatic voice) understand myself. I want to know why I do and think certain things. Like why I want to conform to society...and men's expectations and have a hot size 10 body, yet I'm too lazy, too unmotivated and too addicted to facebook to go to the gym. I finished work at 3.30 when I usually finish at 4.30 LAZY SHIT!!! I say this about myself ALL the time so you would think that any normal person would go out and next time something like this happens, actually go to the gym. No. Of course not me. Pshht. As Hermione Granger would say "What an idiot"

ps. I'm a big Harry Potter fan.
pps. I still don't know why I'm doing a blog, I highly doubt that anyone apart from PP is even going to read this. (Deep down though I think that I'll feel really good about myself if I get some sort of a following of my blog...So now you (non-existent reader) are thinking that I'm a vain teeny bopper..and I say to that maybe but at least I'm honest and also you have no idea what I've done in my life....What the hell, I got a little bit defensive there...WTF mate.)


Love love love and peace!

"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
- Chuck Palahniuk


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