I need someone to slap me.
I just read through some previous blogs of mine....yuck! Seriously.
I'm going to talk about myself in third person for a while.
She's such a loser, get over the fact that you're not having sex on a weekly (or monthly) basis right now! Seriously, BE HAPPY you're going to Europe in less than 10 weeks, you have friends that are the bom-diggity and you live in a beautiful state. (I won't say city...because well...you know)
Back to first person.
I, Brodie Lewis blogger of Notorious for Nothing, solemnly swear (that I'm up to no good) that I will refrain from painfully blogging about my lack of love/sex life........unless it's something blog worthy.
It's the best I can do!
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